vitarminlrnb0xsource:kingcheddarxvii

kingcheddarxvii:

super-massive-asshole:

kingcheddarxvii:

judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?

my horse Mayo: *neighs*

What the fuck?

well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am

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